Marathon Viewing This Year's Christmas Films: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
It is the season to relax on the sofa and devour a packet of holiday pastries in front of a terrific flick, a poor film, or one that’s so bad it’s good.
This year, a crop of new holiday movies strives to join part of our holiday traditions—potentially even earning a place alongside enduring classics like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (don’t start).
So, in a helpful attempt to distinguish the gems from the coal, and to find the holiday mood, I watched as many recent holiday releases as possible in a single day.
7.17am - A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Kicking off, hopefully, on a positive note. This release is the only 2025 title on a famous website's list of the best 100 holiday films of all time.
The Jonas Brothers end up stuck in the UK after concluding their global concert series and must get home for Christmas. Their endeavors are thwarted by an malevolent Father Christmas, who bursts into melody to declare they won’t get home until they “find their familial spark.”
The back-and-forth between the bickering brothers is enjoyable even for the casual viewer, while devotees will certainly catch lots of in-jokes as they attempt to get back using all transportation available.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is superb for fans and a good start to the day.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who must sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland stars as a movie actor roped into a pantomime.
“A panto-what?” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and older star Brad Mack, who has seen better days and whose representative has misled him into thinking he’s starring in high-class London stage.
His Aladdin fellow actors tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Absolutely not,” he protests. One can imagine their response. That is, unless you’re not acquainted with traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some very funny lines, some cockle-warming sub-plots, and the supporting actors is excellent, too.
It’s the kind of movie that would be a bit naff at a different time, but is a great entertainment at Christmas.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
A familiar face shows up at the start of this film, too, delivering a signature line for the next movie straight. Is this a budding festive ritual?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who picks up Mr Sood, the modern take on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by The Big Bang Theory’s Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The well-known tale unfolds as the stingy Mr Sood is haunted by the apparitions of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This cultural adaptation is at least different from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very charismatic and Nayyar’s portrayal is lifeless—a significant issue when he’s so the main character.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
Before lunch for a major broadcaster's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he receives an sizable holiday payout at work, his wife (portrayed by Morgana Robinson) talks him into blowing the money on a family trip to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he finds out there was an mix-up with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to return the difference.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those Christmas films where the festive trappings are in the setting—Christmas is the setting of the film rather than its main point—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is sent to a vineyard to secure an acquisition for a sparkling wine company. During her travels, she encounters a man in a book store who vows to show her Christmas in Paris.
An expert recently stated this is the finest new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a overstatement, but it is a festive dalliance with a dash of elegance and gives the necessary warm and fuzzy feels.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is very good too.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, refuses to stop believing in Father Christmas, in spite of the attempts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him the truth.
The secret is somewhere, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the assistance of a panel of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s low-key but endearing, and ideal viewing while waiting for Santa to visit.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
Late Afternoon: Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a bickering American family who reunite for the holidays—including fellow acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before declaring: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s what this is, but in practice it’s really a jumble of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last comes into her own.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Evening: A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s taken a dip, but fortunately here’s a new offering in the saturated market of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and strangely compelling—festive fodder.
It’s a story as old as time: An American woman journeys to a far-off wintery locale and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher